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From the people who make the Laws.......... !!

message posted 12-Aug-11 09:35:40
I bet this will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

Can you imagine working for a company that only has a little more than 635 employees, but, has the following employee statistics..

29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
9 have been accused of writing bad cheques
17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

And collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer 92,993,748 in

Which organisation is this?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons.

The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

What a bunch of crooks we have running our country

- it says it all...

And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country - whilst trying to ensure that everyone else has the worst possible!!

If you agree that this is an appalling state of affairs, please pass it on to everyone you know
Kitchen Bitch
Kitchen Bitch
message posted 15-Aug-11 14:28:28
Some light relief .................... !

Eileen and her husband Bob went for counselling after 25 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!

Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.

The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?'

Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf
message posted 15-Sep-11 22:22:25

Life is effin brilliant!

One....if you cannot beat them.......join them! Hahhahhahahaha!!!!!!!
To bbeat the system, be in the system, be the system. Sod all others; they have no time for clever thinking and emancipation!!!!!!!

Two...many out there are like Eileen....cannot use their mouths, nor the intelligence. Nature had it that men are A clever woman knows this and uses it to her advantage...maybe EIleen is kinda slow, but quick to bitch? Maybe crap on the game..or lazy of presentaion...? The log in her eye so insignificant to give her perfect visionary on hubby's little speck?

Hey guys....what's cooking? I am free in the winter...looking for new fun...can I spend spend time cooking with any of you-of cours, at no cost? I don't eat much..., though got to keep fuelled!

Big love......
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