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The UK Government

message posted 03-Nov-09 11:35:33
I bet this makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

This is unbelievable, but can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics.

29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
9 have been accused of writing bad cheque's
17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year and collectively, this year alone, they have cost the British tax payer 92,993,748 in expenses!!!

Which organization is this?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.

What a bunch of frauds we have running our country - it says it all... And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country!!

message posted 28-Mar-10 22:38:33

Is it the same ones who had me done for driving slowly along a kerb in the middle of nowhere in the early hours because of insomnia as a result of over-work, over-taxed, no sleep, shit pay?? I swear I was minding my own business....

Four legs are good, two legs are better than four, all things being equal, all men(women too!!) are equal; some more equal than others...

That is why, I set your tax rate at punitive levels, stealthily and arrogantly demand you have to pay tax; give myself a hefty pay rise as I freeze other's pay; I don't give a shit how you live after I have taxed the shit out of you..and oh, all my living is expenses, thanks TO YOU!!!!! You damn fk do as I tell you, not as I do! I am untouchable! You effin moron!
And my pension scheme? You die on the job-a shit paying job-to keep my pension just ripe and juicy for me ...and when you die, I tax you crazy for the audacity. How dare you die with all that cheapskate wealth, heh, think you will escape from paying tax? Cheeky shit, try some death duty, lazy arse bastard, croaking it so soon, inconveniencing my luxury!!!!!!! I dont pay death duty, my accountant is kosher!!!!!
There is no way you will ever go on telly bragging about earning five grand a day! Lucky if you make two hundred a day, tax exempt, or even as expenses!

This is Brussels, they took some MP to hospital for over indulging in the champagne swilling competition, and got sick. Oh yes, he was representing our country! And the lady MP he was competeing against was clever enough to be chucking her champagne into the plant pot! Your taxes paid for it!

It gets worse in Strasbourg........
George Orwell wasn't talking shit!

But you all do know this is becaiuse we all are limp wristed and have no balls to want to make different!!! Bearing in mind the Fench Revolution backfired, big time!

Oh, this is any country in the world. Let's not be picking on the UK government.
At least here we can laugh and joke about it, and wonder at own apoplectic apathy. If you get taken out, a lot of white noise, and shit follows, always inconclusive!
David Kelly!

In any other country, they come round and fk you up good...just for thinking anything! And you ain't even breathed it out yet......

Big love is amiss on this one......
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