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crazychef
crazychef

best mise-en-place- got to laugh........

message posted 01-Apr-08 16:06:22

A lesson in best mis-o....!!!

Five years ago…..my wife/soul mate of twelve years bought me a year’s subscription to EVO and at the same time, not according to form for her, accorded me amazing and relentless conjugal rights for a month-dare I say phwoooooaaarrr…right up to then promptly announced on our anniversary, she was off!!!
Apparently I worked too hard, and was never there for her!! Fair point!
But I also did give her the lifestyle…..
Other chefs, waitresses, and customers bore me up.....
I got off amazingly lightly….she wanted nothing….got/took nothing….I appreciated!!!
Wasn’t funny for a moment, now It cracks my ribs every time. Hat off to the Angel!
She had her mise-en-place sorted….to the most minute detail.
Who said cheffing was without humour....

Guys….got to laugh: how’s your mis-o?

Kitchen Bitch
Kitchen Bitch
message posted 11-May-11 17:36:13
Thought you would enjoy Crazy Chef :


Letter to Men's Helpline:-

Hey Mate, really need your advice for a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that the missus has been cheating.
The usual signs; Phone rings, if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot.

I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.


Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat, when she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on... It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, I noticed... a "hairline crack" in the outboard motor mounting bracket..... Is that something I can weld myself or do I need to replace it?


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