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A Flaky Approach

message posted 20-Sep-06 19:14:51
If in the 19th century Victorians were very concerned about curtailing sexual urges, they were fanatic over masturbation. Dr. John Harvey Kellogg, a lecturer and so called health "expert", proclaimed that masturbation caused a whole series of medical problems including enlarged prostste, kidney and bladder infections, piles, nocturnal emissions, and general exhaustion. (Guess blindness wasn't added until later). Kellogg actually came up witha list of 39 signs that could be used to spot mastubators running the gamut from sleeplessness to biting ones fingernails to using obscene language.

Like other thinkers of his time, Kellogg saw a connection between one's bowels and genetils with the proper diet being the answer. So he created a cold breakfast cereal, which he originally called Granola. Unfortunatly, another masturbation expert had already used that name so Kellogg changed the cereal's name to Corn Flakes.

BREAKFAST SHIFTS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN !
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